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• "Thank god you're here panicy, ski jump, puppet man!" - Brad Sherwood; Superheroes; Who's Line is it Anyway
• "Being eaten by an alligator is just like falling asleep...in a giant blender." - Homer; The Simpsons
• "The Secret of Life is.... I can't tell you, it's a secret." - E-mail siggie.
• "When one is in the presence of the seemingly impossible, that which is merely unlikely becomes more plausible by contrast." - Gerald Tarrant; First Coldfire: Black Sun Rising
• "The rookie Gokuu has just transformed into some sort of shiny-gold-thing!" - Mushroom Headed Announcer, of the SSJ transformation; Dragonball Z, dub version.
• "This needs more eye of newt."
  "You always want more eye of newt. If it were up to you the brew would be nothing but newt eyes." - Patti and Selma as witches; The Simpsons: Easy Bake Coven
• "You idiot! You'll kill us all!"
  "Correction, I'll kill us both!" - Frank Grimes and Homer Simpson; The Simpsons
• "I don't know who's the bigger fool: Him for going; you for following; or me for not leaving you both." - Demona, of herself, Hudson, and Goliath; Gargoyles: Long Way 'Til Morning
• "Police have arrested a gangster once paid to beat a cow to death, in a rice field, with only two porcelain figures. They believe it to be the first ever case of a knick-knack-paddy-wack." - Colin Mochrie; Weird Newscasters; Who's Line is it Anyway
• "Quick! Your microwave butt!" - Colin Mochrie to Ryan Stiles; Improbable Mission; Who's Line is it Anyway
• "When you're as good as me...improvement is vital." - ????
• "I knew it! Death and poverty like me so much they brought friends..." - Vash the Stampede; Trigun: And so, between wasteland and sky
• "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his." - General George Patton
• "You know, I went through hell to find you. Because it was a holiday, the janitor decided to come in late, and when he found you, he dumped your body in the nearest lake. Following your policy I might add." - Omi to John McKee; The Westlakean, vol. #3
• "For two hundred years, he has been a business consultant, a money maker, and an all around sleaze. Now he is redeeming himself, not by making less money, but by upholding truth and lopping people's heads off..." - Of John McKee; first Westlakean intro.
• "Soon they'll come. And I'll be ready for them. Unless I got the wrong address..." - John McKee; The Westlakean, vol #3
• "I'm here to kill you. But other than that, have a nice day." - Cheshire; The Westlakean vol #3
• "How can I do the dark dramatic villian if you go around turning on the lights?!" - The Boss Guy to Cheshire; The Westlakean, vol #3
• "I'm mortally wounded...I've lost...I'm screwed. This really sucks." - John McKee, after being stabbed by Hussain; The Westlakean, vol #2
• "I might not know much about God, but we sure did build a nice cage for him." - Homer, after building a chapel; The Simpsons
• "Somewhere, and I can't find where, I read about an Eskimo hunter who asked the local missionary priest, "If I did not know about god and sin, would I go to hell?" "No," said the priest, "not if you did not know." "Then why," asked the Eskimo earnestly, "did you tell me?" - Annie Dillard
• "There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!" - Calvin; Calvin and Hobbes
• "I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief." - Gerry Spence
• "Last night as I lay in bed looking at the stars I thought: "Where the hell is the ceiling?!" - ????
• "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup." - ????
• "But I was using my whole ass." - Homer (after being told his work was half-assed); The Simpsons
• "You destroyed half a city block!"
  "That block was already messed up." - Carter and the police chief; Rush Hour
• "I've never seen anyone kick so much ass in my life!" - Random Guy of Eriks-Vash and Wolfwood; Trigun: Goodbye for Now
• "You're turning into a penguin. Stop it!" - Authur Dent to Ford Prefect; The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• "You can't gouge out your mind's eye." - Robert; Everybody Loves Raymond
• "Everyone likes a good worker."
  "Of course, they do all the work." - Hank and Dale; King of the Hill
• "Oh, crap! It's a miracle!" - Bender; Futurama
• "It's all 'blah-blah-blah banana sundae' to me." - Wayne-san, on his understanding of Trigun in Japanese; Chaney's real life
• "It's Death...you know."
  "Tell him we don't want any." - A pair of wizards; Eric, Discworld
• "There isn't an emoticon for what I'm feeling." - Comic Book Guy; The Simpsons
• "Of course! It's so simple! No, wait, its needlessly complicated!" - Homer; The Simpsons
• "Never anger a bard, for you are silly and would make a funny song." - ????
• "We should all get along. ::kills everyone:: There! Now you'll get along." - Scary Quatre; Chibi Quatre's Anime Summaries
• "...surrounded by my loved ones, I realize something...I hate my loved ones." - Commerical for the Bernie Mac Show
• "That was a well plotted piece of non-claptrap that never once made me want to retch." - Sideshow Bob; The Simpsons
• "Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four. This is important. Inexperienced travelers might think that 'Aargh!' is universal, but in Betrobi it means 'highly enjoyable' and in Howondaland it means, variously 'I would like to eat your foot,' 'Your wife is a big hippo,' and 'Hello, Thinks Mr. Purple Cat.' One particular tribe has a fearsome reputation for cruelty merely because prisoners appear, to them, to be shouting 'Quick! Extra boiling oil!'" - Footnote; Interesting Times, Discworld
• "Sacrificing animals is barbaric! Now have the slaves go kill the wounded." - Homer Simpson as Odysius; The Simpsons
• "A man is in critical condition today, after swallowing $250,000 in large bills. No change is expected." - Colin Mochrie; Weird Newscasters; Who's Line is it Anyway
• "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder; and it may be necesary from time to time, to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." - Miss Piggy
• Chaney: "Ninja don't pinch!"
  Tousan: "Yeah they go..." *pokes Chaney*
  Chaney: "So you're using the touch of death now!" - Me and my Dad, during a ninja movie; LH-chan's real life.
• "Put it out! And not with a live grenade, ya whack-ass!" - Sonic to Shadow, of the second "horrible stove fire", 'cause that's how he put out the first one; Sonic Iron Chef
• "You can't give up just because its hopeless! You have to hope even harder, and cover your ears and go blah-blah-blah-blah." - Fry; Futurama
• Some Guy: "It was the best of times; it was the worst of times."
  Another Guy: " Don't mince words man! Which was it?" - Goofy radio commercial
• "A very rarely used excuse is that of unconciousness. An individual cannot be held responsible for anything he or she does while unconcious. Because unconcious people rarely do anything at all, this defense is almost never seen in the courts." - LH-chan's Admin. of Justice textbook
• "Homer, no! You'll kill us all!"
  "Or die trying!" - Marge and Homer; The Simpsons
• "Junk, junk, junk...fan mail, fan mail, fan mail...ew, really perverted fan mail..." - Sonic Hedgehog; fanfic: Of Broken Wings
• "We have a long fuse, but at the end of the day its still connected to a big-ass bomb." - Dennis Miller of the USA
• "...and witness Yami [no Yuugi] pull a plan from his magical ass of defeat." - Bakura's Chic; Kyokou Geemu MB
• "I take a whiskey drink, I take a coffee drink, and when I have to pee I use the kitchen sink." - Homer; The Simpsons
• "Lousy minor setback!" - Homer; The Simpsons